I was thinking of writing more about myself, and came across the Chinese zodiac, and snake is my Chinese sign! Here goes the description of my qualities! (Amazingly close to what I am, of course, you’ll find various other variations!) You’ll find my editing about me in between in the brackets (!)
Snakes are romantic and charming (this is true!). They are deep thinkers and always mysterious (can’t be false!). Snakes are graceful and soft spoken (True!). They love a good book and appreciate all of the arts (Yes!). They lean towards all of the finer things in life (Yes! Yearn while its not affordable! ). Snakes trust themselves above all others and are seldom wrong; (Well, kind of true!) but behind a sophisticated front, Snakes are very superstitious (Not me!)
Snakes are good with money and don't have to worry about finances (there can’t be enough money!). Somehow, when money is needed, it appears (I guess, I cause it!). In spite of their good luck with money, Snakes should never gamble (True!). They could suffer big losses if they did, but Snakes learn fast (Never gambled with money!). Once they have made a mistake, they never repeat it (Well, honestly this is not me). They also never forgive you if you break a promise (No, I forgive and I forget, but don’t you date try!). By nature they are skeptical beings but keep their suspicions to themselves (Yes! dared to bare it here!). They are very private and not concerned with the business of others. Idle gossip is not for them (Yes, this is right!).
Snakes can be possessive in their relationships with others (may be!). They are passionate but jealous lovers (This I don’t know!). You can never tell how far Snakes will go to achieve their aims (I don’t go much far though!). They are relentless and their computer-like brains never stop plotting (very true!). When you anger them, you feel their icy hostility instead of hearing any sharp words. They will bide their time for revenge, so watch out! Snakes are elegant dressers, well mannered, and always discrete. They always appear quiet and docile, but watch out, they never betray their true feelings. Their moves are planned out well in advance and they will hold their position to the bitter end. They can be evasive, and just when you think you have them, they slip away.
Snakes make good politicians since they can negotiate just about anything. Snakes also have a great sense of humor, and even in a crisis situation, they can lighten the atmosphere. They never lose their spark even when weighed down by trouble themselves. Being pillars of strength, they always maintain their presence of mind during confusion or crisis (I love this, I am flattered!).
Snakes have beautiful skin (Let me check!). They possess a cool and classic air about them (Woo…yeah!). They love expensive things, too. Snakes save for the real thing rather than buy an imitation. Snakes admire power and surround themselves with successful people. Their many talents and natural abilities make them sought-after as leaders. People admire and support Snakes even if they don't understand them (I have seen this happen!).
Whatever happens, Snakes always strike out for themselves. They know how to use people and situations to their advantage. They are destined for fame and fortune (Yes, this is me!)
